Cold Busted...

This evening, Shelly and I took the kids to dinner at iHop, followed by an outing to Target.

While we were at Target, there was a guy holding a baby and standing near a lady that I presumed to be his wife (or "baby momma"). I'm not sure what the conversation was, but at one point, he turned around and looked in the direction of a lady walking the other direction, wearing high heels and short shorts Not sure what he was looking at. Maybe it was the baby in the stroller she was pushing? Or the old lady with her?

Anyway, his significant other must have noticed him looking that direction, and said sort of tersely, "You want me to take the baby so you can go with her?"

Friends, that dude had just been cold busted. Made worse by me busting out laughing. I had to take a quick duck into the next aisle. That woman seemed a little testy, and I sure wasn't up to being clobbered by some post partum anger...

I told Shelly what had just happened, wondering if she was going to say the guy got what he had coming. She shocked me with her reply... "Sounds like someone has a little issue with insecurity..." Yep, I guess so. Either way, I was there in the right place at the right time to see the show.