Christmas Event #3...

First, let me say that I forgot to include Obama in this gathering. I'm a little bummed because he might have enjoyed the trip.

The place was generally a zoo. We had 7 kids under the age of 5. All boys. At one point, all of the kids were in one of the bedrooms, and Shelly's cousin went back there to check on them. Mighty nice of her since she is the only one there that didn't have children.

Apparently the decision was made that they were going to place house. Since Julie was the only female, she was the Mommy. Matthew volunteered to be the Daddy. He's a take charge sort of fellow. He told Julie that she needed to get on the bed and he was going to spank her because she had been a bad girl...

Ok, I KNOW that Shelly and I don't watch any inappropriate shows on TV. And, to be brutally honest, with 2 kids and each of us working full-time, what little time there is for hanky-panky sure isn't as involved as any role playing.

Add this to the list of things to bring up when we have "the chat". Seriously, a few weeks ago he's tying a girl up and bringing her home, today he getting into a little S&M, I can only guess what's next...

Honestly, a couple of other funny things happened while we were there, but how can you tell another story after that one?