Headline of the day...

I was just perusing the daily headlines, and a story about a loose monkey caught my eye...


Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay

Jan 14 04:57 PM US/Eastern
CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

The monkey is not considered dangerous.


Well, if the monkey flings poo when he is mad, I'd say that if you encounter him, whatever you do, don't piss him off...