Would hate to have to explain this one...

I saw this article tonight and thought it was pretty funny...


Man handcuffs wife to bed, loses key

Police say situation was an intimate relationship, not an imprisonment
The Associated Press
updated 3:04 p.m. CT, Thurs., Dec. 11, 2008

DEARBORN, Mich. - If you love something, set it free. And if you can't, call the police. The Detroit Free Press reported police responded to a call Thursday morning by a Dearborn man who handcuffed his wife to their bed but misplaced the key.

Police used a universal key to free the woman.

Sgt. Ray Patrick said the situation was "more of an intimate relationship than an unlawful imprisonment."

URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28181033/?GT1=43001


Man, what luck. Imagine this poor fellow. Probably nothing but plain vanilla for years. He finally begs and pleads with the wife, maybe cashes in Christmas favors or the promise of a kitchen remodel for the chance at something a little spicier. He pulls out the handcuffs. Then, he completely screws up the situation by losing the key. Call that his last shot at the big time...

I sort of feel sorry for this guy.