Split Stream...

The ladies probably don't have this problem, but it happens for guys from time to time (at least it happens to me every now and then.)

You're standing at the john, taking aim to do your business. As soon as the stream starts, it's going off in some wild direction, not into the bowl. You quickly adjust your aim, only to realize it's not one errant stream, but 2 streams. Aiming the one you first noticed into the bowl makes the other one even farther off target. You usually have no other option at this point than to pull off the impossible... Stop mid-whiz, readjust, and fire again. Then, if you are a gentleman, you use a liberal amount of TP to clean up the mess, being thankful one of those streams wasn't pointing back at you.

Urinals really should be required in ALL men's rooms. That would just about keep this from being a problem since no aiming is really necessary.

Ok, I'll admit this topic isn't that great, but it has to be better than this post about where the blood in your face has been