Fortune Cookies...

Today I went to lunch at Pei Wei. I tried to be good and go to Jason's deli, but the line was too long for a sandwich, so I went a couple of doors down to Pei Wei.

I wiped out an order of Mongolian Beef. The meal comes with either white or brown steamed rice. Ok, to this southern guy, rice is white, so no brown rice for me. But, brown rice is healthier. What to do? Well, it turns out that they make their fried rice (extra cost upgrade) with the brown rice. Dilemma solved - it's healthy since it is made with brown rice.

Of course, you have to finish off the meal with a fortune cookie or four. Everyone knows the fortune cookie deal. You add the words "in bed" or "between the sheets" to the end for the REAL message. I got in the truck and headed back to the office. On the way back, I started opening my fortune cookies. That's when the trouble started...

The first one said "This is a night for love and affection" Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I don't even need to add the "in bed" behind that one.

The second one said "Endurance and persistence will be rewarded". Man, these people are GOOD. I'm going to have to eat at Pei Wei more often. Endurance, huh? I better get some of that Cialis I wrote about a couple of nights ago...

The third one said "You will soon be surrounded by good friends and laughter". WHAT? Forget the "in bed" part on this one. That's not how we roll. You guys are welcome to come over, but you better wait until tomorrow. If the first two fortunes are correct, tonight is booked solid.